GrubHub and delivery services where you place an order and the food is magically delivered are nothing new; my cats have been doing this for years.

Lately, Tapioca has been raising the level of her game. Now when I’m in the kitchen, she will stop in, sit, and, once she is sure the psychic connection is engaged, will “meow her food order” to me. Generally, it is fresh turkey, chicken, or treats. She will then walk off to the place she expects her food to be delivered and wait on it there.

Of course she gets it delivered and doesn’t even tip me.

If I get it wrong, I will suffer punishment and mental anguish until the next time she deems its appropriate for me to try again to get it right.

 I am so underappreciated.